I came across a bunch of quotes tonight, many of which made me laugh out loud. They are completely random, and so true! I thought I'd share in case you needed a good laugh. (I took a few quotes out and edited a few words so that there were no ugly words (you're welcome), so this is a modified version.)
Truths for Mature Humans:
1. Nothing stinks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5. Mapquest really needs to start their directions on folding fitted sheets. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
6. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work (or at home) when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
8. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
9. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
10. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes directly to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
11. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
13. I wish Google Maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option.
14. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first watched it.
15. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
16. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a car from from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
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Which one was your favorite?
6 comments:
Oh my goodness, these gave me a good laugh... probably because I've thought the same things at times!
I love #6- "I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired."
True story- I called in sick to work (or came in late) at least half a dozen times when I was pregnant with Eva, after having gotten up to pee numerous times during the night. What a baby I was. When I reflect back on this, all I can think is that I was such a pansy and had NO IDEA what the meaning of "tired" was. Haha!
hahahaha! i love it!
number 19 with the camaraderie feeling when all the cars team up to not let another car in. best part: Stay Strong, brothers and sisters! that is SO me.
oh and number 10 "what did you do after i didn't answer? drop the phone and run away?" HAAAAAAAA!
oh wait. number 11. leaving the house looking great and not seeing one stinking person of importance in your life, what a waste.
OK these are hilarious....the ones that made me laugh out loud the most were #11- I CAN NOT STAND it when I am cute doing errands and don't see a single person I know, but when I'm yucky after the pool or cause I didn't shower I like run into everyone.
#15- I seem to always carry a ton of bags in the house because I can't stand running out to the car tons of times....this was way worse when I lived in a condo though.
#22- I do this all the time!!!
Lately, #7 is the story of my life!
Love #11 and I am super guilty of #22 - I do it constantly!
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